Johnny Rebek

Along the streets of Palomar there lived a mean old man
His name was Mr. Johnny Rebek and he could surely plan
There were a lot of cats and dogs and ringtail rats a few
So Johnny Rebek he made a machine to grind ’em all to stew!

OH! Mr. Johnny Rebek! How could you be so mean?
I told you you’d be sorry for inventing that machine
Now all the neighbors cats and dogs will never more be seen
They’ve all been ground to sausages in Johnny Rebek’s machine.

One day a boy went walking, a-walking to the store
He bought a pound of sausages and dropped them on the floor
The boy began to whistle, whistle a merry tune
And all the little sausages went dancing around the room.

OH! Mr. Johnny Rebek! How could you be so mean?
I told you you’d be sorry for inventing that machine
Now all the neighbors cats and dogs will never more be seen
They’ve all been ground to sausages in Johnny Rebek’s machine.

One day the darn thing busted, the darn thing wouldn’t go
So Johnny Rebek he climbed inside to see what made it so
His wife she had a nightmare a-walking in her sleep
She gave the crank a heck of a yank and Johnny Rebek was meat.

OH! Mr. Johnny Rebek! How could you be so mean?
I told you you’d be sorry for inventing that machine
Now all the neighbors cats and dogs will never more be seen
They’ve all been ground to sausages in Johnny Rebek’s machine.

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